Photoshop for Christmas
I hope everyone had a good Christmas. I know I did. The family was all together again, making this thirty straight years that we’ve all managed to be together for Christmas.
Things went pretty well presents-wise, though we’re collectively getting to the point of not knowing what to buy each other because we mostly have what we want. Gift cards are awesome, as are thoughtful people. That brings me to my brother, who gave me one of his old Macs. He’s a graphic designer, and a good one, and so the Mac had a copy of Photoshop CS2 on it. We spent a couple hours the next day going through and making a brand new cover for Pollymorphed, because holy wow did it need a new cover.
Old cover on the left (the one that I made). New cover on the right. SEE?
So yeah. Awesome. He’s available for freelance cover work, btw. Just send me an email at email@example.com and I’ll hook y’all up.
Anyway, took him a while because he had to stop and explain things to me. I have the attention span of a concussed duckling sometimes, so while I picked up some of what he was doing, I didn’t get nearly all of it. So today I fired up good old Photoshop to make a new cover and immediately started floundering. It was like watching a caveman try to hammer a nail into a piece of wood using only a laptop. I realize that my brother has umpteen years of training and damn near daily hard experience with the program, but geez, guys. It must be easier to launch a space shuttle.
So I went to the gym and worked out the frustration, and on the way home I realized that I could get a book about the subject. Duh-hur. Sure enough, Amazon had a For Dummies book on the very program I now possess. A few clicks and there it was on my other computer’s Kindle app. Now I can flail much more effectively, and best of all, the fifteen bucks I spent on the book will be tax-deductible since it’s a business expense. Woo hoo!
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